What, would you say, is going on with this United Airlines cocktail napkin?
Surely there are combinations of United destination cities that, when arranged in a monospaced table, neatly spell out "CHEERS" in a vertical column.*
As it turns out, there are a bunch of such combinations, which I calculated by grabbing a list of United Airlines destinations (excluding regional partner flights) and working it out with some Python.
Anyway, here are some alternative napkin designs: