Fixing the United Airlines cocktail napkin acrostic

What, would you say, is going on with this United Airlines cocktail napkin?

Surely there are combinations of United destination cities that, when arranged in a monospaced table, neatly spell out "CHEERS" in a vertical column.*

As it turns out, there are many such combinations! I calculated them by grabbing a list of United Airlines destinations (excluding regional partner flights) and working it out with some Python.

Anyway, here are some alternative napkin designs: